Every American white teen boy movie

My name is alex and I go to parkvale high school. It’s your typical high school with the cheerleaders, jocks, goths and the nerds.

*camera zooms in on average looking white brunette boy with a wavy fringe*

And yep, that’s me. One of the nerds. But that girl?

*pan to typical blonde cheerleader in small skirt*

That’s Alicia. She’s sooooo hot. I’ve been in love with her since elementary school. But she’s dating jarred

*yet another typical white boy walks on camera*

he’s our jock and super popular. He’s always bullied me. But now prom is coming up and maybe I can impress her with my two equally dull white male friends